alarmingpenguin:

when you flip your calendar to january but realize that it’s still december

image

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I hate how a majority believe that when a girl’s silent she’s

falling apart

crying inside

over thinking

ect

but

maybe

she’s just picturing porn in her head

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  • Gf: babe come over
  • Me: I'm eating garlic bread
  • Gf: I'm horny and my parents aren't home
  • Me: it's the kind that's covered in cheese

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peniscruncher:

dusknoirs:

who was the asshole that decided tattoos looked unprofessional 

the generation that did is dying out so don’t worry

(Source: daftvunk)

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aperture-of-consciousness:

aperture-of-consciousness:

aperture-of-consciousness:

this guy was listening to vaporwave with me and now he’s educating himself how precious is that

he keeps asking me all these questions about aspects of vaporwave and he’s like ‘’so basically it’s about slowing down diana ross and adding windows 95 sounds to it’’ and I was like yea and was like ‘’oh okay that’s so simple why isn’t everyone making vaporwave’’ it’s precious

update: I banged him

aperture-of-consciousness:

aperture-of-consciousness:

aperture-of-consciousness:

this guy was listening to vaporwave with me and now he’s educating himself how precious is that

he keeps asking me all these questions about aspects of vaporwave and he’s like ‘’so basically it’s about slowing down diana ross and adding windows 95 sounds to it’’ and I was like yea and was like ‘’oh okay that’s so simple why isn’t everyone making vaporwave’’ it’s precious

update: I banged him

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violasarecool:

misfitreindeer:

what if people’s hair changed color based on their emotions

like one day you’re out getting a cup of coffee and you notice some cutie in the back of the coffeeshop and your hair starts turning bright pink and you do you best to try to hide it but you can’t help but look over and

they’re just sitting there, staring at you, their face as flushed as their locks

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Anonymous said: why are you on the pooh's adventures wiki

cyberjock:

cyberjock:

someone please explain

image

why am I on the Pooh’s adventures wiki as an image named Him.jpg?

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bridgemcgidge:

shercockandmycrotch:


everyone needs a waving snail on their blog

i feel that if I scroll past this and don’t reblog it the snail is going to look to the ground and cry

that comment
im sold
gotta do it now

bridgemcgidge:

shercockandmycrotch:

everyone needs a waving snail on their blog

i feel that if I scroll past this and don’t reblog it the snail is going to look to the ground and cry

that comment

im sold

gotta do it now

(Source: jetstreak)

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