security at concerts always look so bored i mean at least smile you’re getting fucking paid to stand one step closer to my idol than i’ll probably ever be able to you fucker
the look on Derek Hale’s face when Scott McCall says the Argent family is a lot nicer than he is
#this hurts for so very many reasons #because derek knows how nice and seductive the argent family can be #knows the shape of kate’s smile against his and the feel of her hands on him #and he’s run arguments through his head on ways to tell his parents about kate and how fantastic she is and how much he loves her #but he never voices them because he probably thinks his family doesn’t approve and they don’t get it because kate is great ok but they’ll ju #just* get caught up in the fact that she’s a hunter and sure there’s a truce but a caged lion is still dangerous #but then kate burns down his house with his whole family inside #so derek knows #he KNOWS how nice the argents can be #and he’s trying to help scott here trying to tell him that they’re not to be trusted #that trusting an argent can mean the death of almost everyone you’ve ever cared about #but scott is angry and stubborn (and derek knows that if someone said that to him about kate back then he’d never believe it) #and tells him that the argent family is a lot nicer than DEREK is #and derek’s torn between shock and hurt and laughter #because it’s funny to him #it’s hilarious #yes the argents are nice #kate was very nice until she burned his family to the ground #so yeah derek might be surly and mean and grumpy #but he knows that he will also do everything in his power to keep scott alive - which is not something he can say about the argents (via winterinthetardis)
that in the Chinese version of Disney’s Mulan, the fake name she gives is “Ping”, but her family name “Fa” in English is “Hua” in Chinese, therefore her full name is “Hua Ping”, which is literally “Flower Vase”, and that’s why Shang is so bewildered because it’s a silly name.
but OP how could you not tell them the best part
“hua ping”/flower vase is chinese slang for “camp gay”