crrocs:

Imagine if your follower count turned into money

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dalek-in-heels:

yay—stefon:

Louis C.K.’s opening monologue on SNL.

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owmeex:

Two Brothers Re-Create Childhood Photos As A Priceless Gift To Their Mother (via Then/Now)

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fagtree:

so other than that, mrs. lincoln, how was the play

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alexknigston:

people who know the next letter of the alphabet without singing the song are terrifying

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chekovdidyoubreakmyship:

For those of you in North or South Amerca, there’s gonna be a lunar eclipse the night of monday 14th of April but total eclipse doesn’t happen until well after 12am (tuesday morning). So if you just so happen to still be up (or not planning to sleep because you already knew this was coming), take a step outside and take a look. It will last for probably well over an hour, so if you plan on watching the whole time you might wanna bring some popcorn.

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galaxys4:

what the *looks around for adults* hell

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