lucidliebestod:

nerdismee:

The forbidden love amongst the skeleton war.
Two sides, both alike in anatomy, In fair Walmart, where we lay our scene.

DO YOU BITE YOUR DISTAL PHALANGES AT US SIR

lucidliebestod:

nerdismee:

The forbidden love amongst the skeleton war.

Two sides, both alike in anatomy,
In fair Walmart, where we lay our scene.

DO YOU BITE YOUR DISTAL PHALANGES AT US SIR

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officialunitedstates:

I wish the kermit meme lasted longer but thats not my concern

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bjokr:

introducing myself in the first day of school

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leopauldelr:

Oh you shouldn’t have…

leopauldelr:

Oh you shouldn’t have…

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troyler-aka-life:

*flicks skittle at you* YOU’RE

*throws pillow at you* SO

*throws chair at you* FUCKING

*throws car at you* BEAUTIFUL

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canadumb:

i wonder how many 11 year olds are getting iphones this christmas 

(Source: canadumb)

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